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Where am I

Ahoy. Instead of reaching the end of the Internet, you have arrived here instead. My name is Eric, and these are some of my things you see here, all scattered about.

I have an affinity for certain words, such as alhambra and brobdingnagian. The number seven is also of great importance to me. I don’t think it’s particularly lucky; it’s just ka for me.

I am a jack-of-all-trades and master of not too much. I love good web design but am utterly incapable of creating it for myself. Typography is fascinating to me, as is the golden ratio, Fibonacci numbers, and hidden passageways.

I speak English quite well and Persian as well as a four-year-old human child. I used to do the latter for a job, but I’ve forgotten more than I’ve learned from non-use.

I have an unhealthy fascination with Firefox, and I hack, create and modify Firefox extensions for fun and minimal profit. I made a few that were quite popular and several that were not.

Last and certainly not least, I am a husband, father, brother, and son. You might say that I am a Transformer; I am indeed more than meets the eye. Choo-chee-choo-chu-chouh-chuh. That is the onomatopoeic sound that Transformers make whilst transforming.

Look around, speak up if you need anything.